Drinking Sayings About The Floor

We all know them we all use them but most of us don 39 t know where they came from.

Drinking sayings about the floor.

These hilarious quotes and sayings on drinks and alcohol may be relatable to you and bring out the light side of alcholism. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Even the most serious thing in the world has a funny side. Funny drinking sayings and quotes.

Water is for fighting over mark twain. I try to start drinking water as soon as my feet hit the floor in the morning mary kay andrews. Three sheets to the wind. Henny youngman was known for his one liner jokes his most notable being take my wife please he is also responsible for this funny drinking quote.

Some drink alcohol find solace some have it to forget their sorrows while its an addiction for some. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. Liquor sayings and quotes. I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food.

Whiskey is for drinking. If there is magic on this planet it is contained in water. Hair of the dog. Drinking is no exception.

Drinking is an emotional thing. You re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old liquor quotes liquor sayings and liquor proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. We ll have to add this to the list of funny sayings that are.

Water is the lifeblood of our bodies our economy our nation and our well being stephen johnson. There 39 s a lot of slang associated with drinking. When i read about the evils of drinking i gave up reading henny youngman comedian. 21 intoxicatingly funny drinking quotes.

Here is a compilation of some of the funniest drinking quotes you may have ever heard. You re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without. Especially if drinking is not your forte. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life out of everything being the same.